Brandy Scott came to work today, and said "Malcolm, I've got DH500 for you, to change the way you look!"

Filled with gratitude, my mind was racing ahead to buying a natty Hawaiian shirt, or perhaps a rather fetching pair of orange chinos to "up" my look.

Brandy then handed me a piece of iced shortbread with a DH500 note printed on top!

"There" she said, "if that doesn't change your profile and add an inch to your waist, I don't know what will".

Despite the disappointment, I have to say it's a pretty cool idea for a bakery product. Check out the picture!

- Malcolm